I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy
No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined.
you must be fun at parties
"where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"
…One may smile, and smile, and be a villain.
Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord
*blames himself to get himself out of trouble*
happy birthday someone
I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN
This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it
ps not risking it
so y’all know this gif
the one where sam got spooned and was all offended and shocked
so i decided to break it into separate frames to see what it looked like and i j u s t
don’t judge medeanbean
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.
Give your lover the key to your heart. This necklace features a key, shaped like a heart, which glows bright blue when worn in the dark. Hung on a silver-plated chain. Sold on Etsy.
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real