awwww-cute:

Kitty, quit giving me puppy dog eyes

awwww-cute:

Kitty, quit giving me puppy dog eyes

fluffy-fallen-angel:

theboykingandhisknight:

qabriel:

wow sammy looks really sad here.

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don’t be sad

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that’s better.

That’s fucking horrifying

Someone take photoshop away from that person

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

what if trolls had really weirdly hospitable customs

pancakestein:

mary: john why did i find your wedding ring in the trash

john: idk why did you shoot my bestfriend

Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.

The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine
thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine
thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine
thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine

thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]
tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto
themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto
themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto
themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto
themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto
themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

lumos5001:

mymomfoundmy:

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No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined. 

you must be fun at parties

bunrobot:

"where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"image

…One may smile, and smile, and be a villain.

Hamlet (Hamlet, Act I scene v)